Eight stages of unraveling
From "Nice night, right?" to headstands, breakdancing, wandering off to find shots, and a dramatic goodnight. The deeper the night, the crazier the pool of antics.
A comedy app for iPhone and Apple Watch
Your drunk buddy.
In your pocket.
Build your buddy, pick the venue, and tilt your phone like you're taking a sip. Pat takes one too, and the night takes it from there: dance moves, terrible decisions, push-up contests, and one very familiar yell when the music's on.
Coming soon to the App Store
See how it works
Entertainment only. No real drink required, ever.
Why Pat
The joke starts subtle. It does not stay subtle.
Pat starts the night composed, suit, tie, good posture. Eight stages later the tie is on Pat's head and someone is yelling about Free Bird. Every sip moves the night along.
Different every single night
No scripted loop. Every sip pulls a fresh stunt and a fresh line, tuned to where you're drinking, so no two nights out with Pat play the same.
All comedy, no tracking
Pat reacts to a tilt, nothing else. No accounts, no analytics, nothing measured about you, and nothing leaves your phone. The only one drinking is the cartoon.
The Antics
Pat, stage by stage.
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Pick where the night happens, bar to bathtub
Build a buddy that looks like you, or nothing like you
Lightweight to Absolute Pro, set how Pat holds it
A few sips in, the dancing starts
BEEP BOOP. The robot has been engaged
"WATCH THIS." Nobody asked to watch this
Every sip pulls a new stunt from the pool
The worm. His back is FINE
Apple Watch
Leave the phone in your pocket.
The watch app is the best way to run a real night out. Wear it, open Drunkle Pat, and every normal sip you take counts. No phone in your hand, no acting required.
Your real sips count
The watch notices the raise of your wrist when you take an actual drink, and Pat matches you sip for sip. You're just having your night, Pat keeps the score.
Phone and wrist stay in sync
Sips counted on the watch land on the phone instantly, and your buddy's face and stage ride along on your wrist. Check the phone whenever you want the full show.
Built for a night out
A glance shows your buddy and how far the night has gone on the 8 stage dots, with a little tap on the wrist when Pat levels up. The joke runs all night without your phone ever leaving your pocket.
Features
A whole night out, in one app.
Tilt to sip
Raise your phone to your mouth like a glass and Pat sips with you. No buttons, the move is the game.
Hold it up to guzzle
Keep the phone tilted and Pat commits to the whole thing. Longer hold, bigger drink, bigger consequences.
Pick your poison
Beer, wine, martini, whiskey, seltzer or shots, each with its own glass and its own damage. Shots hit hard.
Apple Watch app
Pat lives on your wrist all night. Your normal sipping motion counts, and the watch and phone stay in sync.
Build your buddy
Face, hair, build, wardrobe, drink of choice and a name. Start from a preset and mix anything with anything.
Twelve venues
Dive bar, night club, rave, country bar, tiki bar, outdoor bar, and six rooms of the house, garage and bathtub included.
Eight stages
Warm, Tipsy, and on down the slide. Each stage unlocks a crazier pool of moves and lines.
The antics engine
Breakdancing, headstands, push-up contests, the worm, running off screen, wandering off to find shots. Never the same twice in a row.
A live soundtrack
House, rock, country, yacht rock, latin or old-school disco, generated fresh every session, and it gets a little woozy when Pat does.
Tolerance levels
From Lightweight ("one sip and it's story time") to Absolute Pro ("we're legally required to be impressed").
Cheers a friend
Bump phones with a friend running the app and both buddies toast. The night is better with company.
Hangover mode
Push the night too far and tomorrow Pat pays for it. Water. Eggs. Quiet voices, please.
How it works
Three steps to a great bad night.
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Build your buddy
Pick the venue, build the buddy, set the tolerance and the soundtrack. Takes a minute, lasts all night.
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Tilt to sip
Raise your phone like you're taking a drink, or just sip normally with your watch on. Pat matches you, sip for sip.
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Watch the night unravel
Every sip pulls a new antic and a new line, and the stages climb until Pat is face down and very sure the floor is nice down there.
FAQ
Questions, answered straight.
Do I need a real drink to use Drunkle Pat?
No. The tilt is the whole game. Raise your phone to your mouth like you're taking a sip and Pat takes one too. Water, soda, an empty hand, it all works the same.
Does the app measure how much I've had to drink?
No. Drunkle Pat is a comedy app. It does not measure, estimate or track alcohol, blood alcohol content or impairment, and nothing in it should ever be treated as an indication of sobriety or fitness to drive.
How does the Apple Watch app work?
Open Drunkle Pat on your watch and your normal sipping motion counts. The watch and the phone stay in sync, so your buddy carries the night on your wrist.
What do the purchases unlock?
Open Bar unlocks every venue and home room, the full wardrobe, all 8 stages, the watch app and hangover mode, one purchase, forever. The Tiki Pack unlocks the Tiki Bar, the hawaiian shirt and all 8 stages.
Does Drunkle Pat collect my data?
No. There are no accounts, no analytics and no tracking. Everything stays on your device, and purchases are handled by Apple.
Is there an Android version?
iPhone and Apple Watch come first. Android and Wear OS are planned.
A serious note from a silly app.
Drunkle Pat is for entertainment only. It does not measure, track or encourage drinking, and you never need a real drink to play. Please drink responsibly and never drink and drive. If you or someone you know is struggling with alcohol, free confidential help is available 24/7 from the SAMHSA National Helpline at 1-800-662-4357 or at findtreatment.gov.
The best drinker you know never takes a real sip.
Coming soon to iPhone and Apple Watch.
Coming soon to the App Store